"Typically Derivative"

"Superfically Earnest"

"Most Unfortunate"

"Insipid Pretention"

"Desolate Mediocrity"

"Depressingly New"

"Existentially Absurd"

"Delusional Bluster"

"Socially Irrelevent"

"Pedestrian Ordinariness"

"Insufferably Shallow"

"Grotesquely Superficial"

"Everyday Shallowness"

"Irreversibly Catastrophic"

"Inherently Unrepresentable"

"Perversely Faded"

"A Masochistic Failure"

"Relentlessly Banal"

"Vulgarly Delusional"

"Mundane Finality"

"Utterly Orthodox"

"Confusingly Entropic"

"Vacuous Arrogance"

"Polymorphously Perverse"

"Lacks Inspiration"

"Morbidly Cool"

"Aggressive Facelessness"

"Gesturally Uptight"

"Certainly Tasteless"

"A Desperate Attempt"

"Tepid Drek"

"Psychological Nonsense"

"Intellectually Inadequate"

"An Ideological Falilure"

"Lacks Elan"

"Obsolete Ideology"

"Weirdly Tragicomic"

"Subtly Nightmarish"

"Static Familiarity"

"Anarchistically Uneven"

"Brutal Negation"

"Spirtually Defeated"

"Philosophically Pretentious"

"Tediously Conventional"

"Technically Flimsy"

"Seemingly Unskilled"

"Embodies Desparation"

"Gratuitous Satire"

"Expressively Sterile"

"Intellectualized Boredom"

"Uncompromisingly Smug"

"Coldly Secular"

"Fraudulently Tragic"

"Visual Mummery"

"Masochistic Passivity"

"Profoundly Nihillistic"

"Esthetically Bankrupt"

"A Sterile Whimper"